in the mind of Zachary:
chris pine is STUPID and I hate his stupid perfect whooshy hair and his thick eyebrows and his deep laugh and his jolly
rancher eyes and his goober smile and his stupid vocabulary and dumb hipster clothes and his dumb coffee and his stupid degree from
Berkeley in English and his stupid middle name because who names their son whitelaw and just UGH...stop. oh boy. NO. NO NO NO NO.
help me, HELP ME OMG